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vendredi 16 décembre 2011

Bread and wine


How to break bread, and, yes, it does feel sacramental...


Notice the crispy stem and the yummy, doughy goblet bowl. One side is moulded, the other is rough. Dont worry, the explanation for all this can be found below, if you have the patience to read on.

After some dull work fruitlessly scrubbing the Caribe's inflatable dinghy to remove the sun-baked gunge of a whole summer, I downed tools with Gérard, an ex-teacher, and went for a stroll in old Antibes. We both had hidden gems to show each other.

Whilst we were looking at the cathedral bell-tower, with its re-used Roman masonry replete with bits of sculpture and epigraphy, the concierge of the Chapelle du Saint Esprit came out and invited us to look round the chapel, as the town council were in session. We crept in as quietly as we could, and looked down from the public gallery, formerly the organ loft I suppose, as the mayor reeled off statistics and regulations without once having recourse to notes. Pretty impressive.

Then it was Gérard's turn, and he took me to an improbably small house in the Place du Safranier, and regaled me with stories about Bernard, now in his eighties, who has kept all his drawings from school and puts on little exhibitions of youthful memorabilia outside his house. I recognised his style: he is the chap who does the posters for all the strange events which take place in the square - cubic pétanque, chestnut roasting, Portuguese dancing, Piedmontese singing, twelve metre long christmas logs (one coming up this weekend).

On the move again, we passed in front of Veziano's bakery, with its solitary olive tree standing guard. I told Gérard about the traditional craft bread, the delicious fougasse, the pissaladière. He just had to go in. Maitre Veziano was on his own, and in a talkative mood. In between dealing with bemused customers, he launched into his surprisingly sophisticated philosophy of bread, including the deontology of the baker and the duties of the bread-eater. He was about to get on to what I took to be the ontological proof of the existence of yeast when his wife entered the shop. He took immediate advantage to lead us ceremoniously down to the actual bakery.

Both Gérard and myself had worked in bakeries when young, and the smell of rising dough and raw flour, coupled with the presence of a watchful cat, took us straight back, in a truly Proustian intermittence du coeur. Strange that it should be the raw smells, rather than the cooked, but I suppose that the baking bread aroma is really associated with buying and eating, rather than our erstwhile hard graft lugging flour, measuring, kneading and putting the dough to prove.

While down there, the baker showed us his experiments. He is a sort of Heston Blumenthal of bread, with some wild ideas for a bready future. His miniature breads were exquisite masterpieces, as fine as the best patisseries. No wonder that the Monégasque mariage princier made use of his services.

But for me, the high point was his chalice bread. Ah, you say, that's what the pictures are about. The laboured structuralist reasoning behind the chalice form didn't particularly turn me on (too many oppositional matrices rammed down my throat as a student), but the contrast between a generously doughy goblet part and a crispy, almost breadstick stem was absolutely delicious, as was the expertly risen sourdough, which gave a nice tart finish to the crust. To be broken, not cut, the baker inveighed. But absolutely to be tried, say I, by anybody who has the good luck to pass through old Antibes. A glass of wine and a hunk of chalice bread - now there's a good mystery, even for the profane.

jeudi 15 décembre 2011

Expensive repairs

Having replaced all the battery circuits, it was time to test the engines. These have been causing us some worries lately, with geysers of coolant spraying round the engine-room whenever we have asked for a bit of oomph. The problem appeared to be in the heat exchangers, fairly expensive kit.

After a couple of trips out to sea, in grey winter weather with a big swell nicely decorated with a mistral-driven cross-chop, the engineers had narrowed the fault down to the starboard intercooler, and had named a price for replacement which turned us all grey, or perhaps green. The boat in all other respects had behaved splendidly, if one counts it as primarily a submarine, not a surface vessel. It was good to get some rough weather practice... despite all the hosing down afterwards.

So the boat is temporarily out of commission whilst the haggling over price, liability etc. continues between the station and Paris. This suits the cox fine, as he is now able to pay a brief visit to his parents in Normandy after a two year gap.

jeudi 8 décembre 2011

Back to the old routine

Well, that's it: the summertime truce has ended and I am now back into the routine of hospital visits. Yesterday was a consultation with a radiologist. Today is a bone-scan, Monday is an upper-body scan, and so on. I'll be consuming a goodly proportion of the local electricity generating capacity, and absorbing some pretty interesting chemicals and isotopes. Treatment will be decided in January.

But before that kicks in, we'll be out on the lifeboat this morning, with a reduced crew, testing all the battery circuits we have been labouring over. We finished them last night, in a cramped, sweaty space next to the steering gear which reminded me of working in a mine. Only one spectacular short circuit to boast of, occasioning an impressive arc of sparks, with no damage done to either the boat or people. Good job, too, because those batteries pack 340 ampères of punch, enough to kill you several times over, and start the turbodiesel engines afterwards.

mardi 6 décembre 2011

Figgy Pudding


Last Friday the Riviera International Singers, directed by Beryl Arnould, gave a concert in Antibes cathedral with the proceeds going to the lifeboat fund. They raised 1510€, which was a magnificent achievement in itself, but what was more important was that they gave a smashing concert. I knew it was going well when Beryl turned round and conducted the audience, who, being anglophone, knew how to sing and had no hang-ups.

The French lifeboat crew had mixed reactions to all this vocal outpouring. The more Gallic amongst them kept stumm and glum, whereas the more internationally minded and curious actually joined in, including a rousing chorus of "Oh bring us some figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer." Their talents came in handy afterwards when lugging an enormous vat of mulled wine, which wet the whistles of all the singers, both choir and audience.

vendredi 2 décembre 2011

Differentials

Just had an injection, in the abdomen, which cost the French health service nearly 400€ a shot. The charming nurse who deftly and painlessly did the business charged me a mere 4€ and apologised profusely about the price she was obliged to make me pay for her services. She was the same one who took out the staples last winter. She recognised me straight away: 'You're the one who turned up with the money the next day when I forgot to charge you'. Must be a rare thing, round these parts, honesty...

dimanche 20 novembre 2011

Le Cannet

Today I saw for the first time Le Cannet, where Bonnard painted in a particularly productive period. Once a village composed of market gardeners and orchard growers, it is now part of the concrete jungle that has invaded the coast.

Leaving the museum for a rainy day, we went looking for the views that Bonnard painted: aided and abetted by a map offered by the museum. Not the most helpful cartography, but nevertheless we got up to the upper reaches and walked along the canal de la Siagne.

There are some seriously expensive properties up there, protected by barbed wire, dogs with bad tempers, and chaps, who knows, with incurable gun fetiches. The rich are afraid, very afraid. The only drawback to their paranoia was that they tried to cut off the view, too, rendering the footsteps of Bonnard tour slightly pointless.

Still, the heart of the old village is ravishing, and some of the architecture of the surrounding villas, despite the psychoses of those who commissioned it, is of breathtakingly good quality.

Worth the walk, especially for the rare peeks over the security fences towards the Isles de Lérins.

mardi 1 novembre 2011

Clichés

Some iconic sights, however clichéd, are still rousing. Our hotel in NY was next to a precinct engine house, replete with firetruck and flashing lights. This one is for Arthur...