Now that the wretched marquee of the antiques dealers' fair has been taken away, we have regained our panorama of the Port Vauban. We have discovered a new neighbour, which blocks out our view of the Alps.
It is the mega-yacht Octopus: nearly ten thousand tons, equipped for three helicopters, a submarine, a basketball court and countless other necessities for the simple life. It has a crew of fifty-seven.
Note the obligatory 'bollocks' just behind the funnel. I have come to the conclusion that rich yacht owners suffer from an acute insecurity about their genital dimensions, and make up for it with Darwinian gonadic display on the upper deck of their bathtub toys.
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